Educating people on the follies of thier ways.

It would do some people a lot of good to get punched in the nose, no serious damage mind you, but enough to make their eyes water. It would help them. I'm not sure how, but somehow I just know it would. I've never been in a fight, if I were I would loose. I am not strong. I am not fast. I could not defend myself and I could not run away. I would loose miserably. This is not to say I have no defenses, I have my mouth. Now a mouth can do considerable damage, whether to myself or to my adversary I am not totally sure, but I have always had the gift of making fairly graphic threats. Some people are just gifted that way. While my peers where threatening to punch someone in the face I would say I would rip their throat out with my teeth. Would I ever do this? No! That would be disgusting, plus I'm a vegetarian and therefore do not eat humans. But, much like giving a gift, it's the idea that counts.
My best friend got into the best fight I had ever heard of. It got him kicked out of his school but, nevertheless, it was amazing. Apparently some terd at his school made a slur about his father, this is not to say the slur was not justly deserved but insulting someone’s parents is just wrong. My BFF responded with a punch in the mouth, knocking this terd backwards into a vending machine. The terd broke through the glass and was literally sitting inside the machine, which would have warranted my friend the second best badass I know... if the story ended there. My friend reached back as if to further humiliate terd boy with a slap in the face but instead reached behind the kid's head grabbing a bag of skittles. He opened the bag took some out, ate them, right there, then turned and walked away into the sun set. Now he did get paneled and charged with fighting, destruction of school property and theft but, they dropped theft after he walked up to the judge and handed him 50 cents., paying for the bag of skittles he ate.
I am just a mouth though. But I promise you this. That story is 100% true. I know. He told me it was.